Wicked Kitty Costume

The museum is still as a tomb—or so it seems. In reality, there are countless small sounds: a security guard’s boots thudding against the hard floor, the hum of infrared lasers surrounding priceless artifacts, the clock ticking slowly past 12:04 a.m., the soft sound of glass cutter slicing through the skylight…

A rope drops from the ceiling, and soon something else drops down as well—it’s you, the world’s most notorious cat burglar. Expertly sliding around unseen lasers, you sidle up to the main attraction: the Eyes of Bastet, two giant emeralds sparkling out of an carved ebony cat. They’re worth a fortune. You work quickly, quietly and skillfully. As quietly as you came, you’re gone—and so is the statue. Once you leave, there’s no trace of either you or the statue… except the paw print you leave on the glass as your calling card. That way the police know who did it.

When you arrive home, you place the Eyes of Bastet with the rest of your treasures: cat-shaped diamond jewelry, jade tigers, ancient carved lions and jaguars… You’re a cat burglar, after all. You only burgle cats.

You also dress like a cat (obviously!). Luckily, you’ve found this Wicked Kitty Costume. A mix of polyester and spandex, the stretchy cat suit fits perfectly and is super comfy, whether you’re sliding under lasers or climbing up walls. The plunging neckline adds a bit of sex appeal, as do the open shoulders and sleeves, which are covered in black netting. (A girl’s got to look good on the job!) There’s also a belt with a plastic buckle and two pouches to hold any small treasures that catch your fancy, as well as an eye mask to protect your identity. Finally, no good cat suit is complete without plastic cat ears, like the ones attached to your headband. This cat suit is simply purrfect for all your cat burgling needs!