Opaque Jester Plus Size Tights

Mimes are so in right now. Everyone loves a good mime, with their lively hand gestures and their keen fashion sense. There’s something fun and whimsical about the half-and-half color scheme, the bright red and dramatic black stripes. It’s like—

Wait, mimes don’t wear black and red stripes?

Clowns are so in right now. Everyone loves a good clown, with their zany physical humor and keen fashion sense. Whether they’re cramming into a shoe-sized car or wearing shoes the size of cars, they can make just about anybody laugh. In fact, they can turn normally serious situations—like catching a taxi or robbing a bank—into pleasantly quirky ones. Could you really complain about being mugged by a clown, when they also craft you a poodle-shaped balloon?

If you want to capture that sense of reckless whimsy for yourself, we suggest starting with these Plus Sized Opaque Jester Tights. The nylon leggings have an elastic waistband for comfy fit and colors opaque enough to preserve your sense of decency, even if you end up doing indecent things in them. You never know what trouble you get into once you start…. clowning around.